Tuesday, December 16, 2008

A study in contrasts


Remember that completely gorgeous kitchen I showed you yesterday? Well, apparently our kitchen got jealous of all the attention and compliments being lavished on the Bungalowcious kitchen, and in a desperate and rather unattractive bid for attention, the sink threw its p-trap on the floor in a huff, refusing to deal with our dirty dishes until we stopped taking it for granted and said something nice about it.

So. Hi there, Scullery. You uh... Hmm.. Your walls are so neutral! No? Your exposed outlets are so rustic and manly! Huh. I can barely see the earwax-colored mastic oozing out of the cracks between your cheap tiles in this photo! Still no good? Well, despite all of the abuse you've received, you're still pretty functional. There. I'm done. Time to pick up a new p trap.

4 comments:

sarah said...

yes, but that gigantic schoolhouse-style light globe almost out of view in the top of the photo looks pretty good...

Jason said...

Sculleries are the coolest-named room in the house - they ain't got nothin' to complain about.

Dawn said...

lolz, tell your kitchen she is a diamond in the rough! :)

Jason said...

Hey there, Schmich-Schakers - there's no way it took you more than two weeks, tops, to replace that p-trap.